Miracle at Penn Square Mall

And as Jesus Himself stood atop the Happy Feet  Kiosk, a beacon of heavenly light shone down upon the slippers with magical healing powers.

Nary a passerby could bring themselves to to forgo the purchase of at least one pair.

Children danced in the isles, the old and weary laughed once again, tired mothers felt invigorated, worried fathers had hope for new beginnings.

Shelves were cleared, restocked and cleared yet again...

As sales sky rocketed into the thousands, I had to ask myself if there wasn't something more at work here than just mass hysteria. Vendors throughout The Mall scratching their heads in disbelief.

Two ladies selling house shoes for $25 a pop, from a Kiosk in the far West end of The Mall.

Comments

[Jonathan]

I take it things are going well then ?

You're going to have to take pictures of these slippers before long...